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[21 Jun 2006|12:39am] |
right now im cooling my very malfunctioning laptop on a bed of frozen corn so that it does not shut down from overheating...
...its in a bag still, yes.
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[09 May 2006|09:11pm] |
SOOOOOOOOOO
1. MY DOG IS SATAN. seriously, guys. i know my track record in terms of pet ownership is bad, but this pet is really freakin awful. in the last few weeks, he ate:
2 pairs of my pants he got out of my closet and bag
4 pairs of sandals (2 pairs mom's, 1 mine and 1 dad's from a closet we barricaded)
a multitude of my sisters toys
a shitload of pairs of socks and underwear he got out of the laundry
a bunch of books
other stuff... a lot thereof
he also: bit me and my family consistently, stole a lot of food right off the table, barked like a maniac, and peed all over every day so that i literally cannot breathe when we havent washed the carpet in a couple of days, annoyed countless pedestrians etc.
we make him go to doggie school every week, and he listens to me there, but only when ive got snacks in my hands.
it is impossible to have people over to my place because he doesnt leave them alone!!!
oh gawd. if this doesnt stop, next stop will be humane society. but thats just not cool. my mom is getting totally crazy because she feels like that would be betraying the dog, but she cant stand the fucker either. but sometimes he can be soooo cuuute!!
2. im fuckin jobless. still. and its not lookin good. every time i print off some resumes i find heinous mistakes in them... hmmm
3. summershcool or not? i have 3 classes in mind, and i kind of enjoy summerschool. but i dont know if my parents would want to pay for it and not rub it in my face later.
4. im going to driving school. this summer... its licence time!
5. i looooove boxing. seriously. its a lot of fun, especially to music.
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[29 Mar 2006|08:40pm] |
so today was my last calc tutorial.
some boys be yelling 'PENIS' right as the teacher was writing something on the board, and like 4-5 times in a row too. and then this guy did a weird dance.
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[08 Feb 2006|10:58pm] |
im happy, im feelin glad
ive got sunshine... in a bag.
in other new, my dog is sick. my day mostly consisted of cleaning up his various bodily secretions.
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[23 Nov 2005|06:01pm] |
20 questions...or more like answers
1. i like to salt things a lot. maybe my sense of taste of salt is completely shot by now
2. i can probably tell you what the clouds in the sky looked like at different points in the day for the past week
3. i really miss my relatives and friends in moscow
4. i like non-fiction reads better than most fiction for some reason
5. people say im a weirdo, druggie, nerd but im rather mediocre at those things... unlike being a cougar.
6. i have an obsession with titles. whenever i want to name-call someone, i end up starting it with prof. sir, doctor, captain, dean etc.
7. my parents met at a nudinst beach that ive been to
8. i was this >< close to trying out for carletons cheerleading squad.
9. my parents brought me vitamins from russia that are calcium and beer yeast. they really look like e pills, weird picture and all
10. i want to raise a child like myself, even though im not that fond of me
11. i roll like a cherry, apparently?
12. i have a nice long crack nail, and its my most prized accesory
XX. number xx doesnt exist. not in my building. but i do live where it should be. or maybe theres a tiny uninhabitable floor right below me...
14. im pretty much the tallest girl i know
15. i can put both feet behind my head and do an arm stand like that
16. i live in constant fear of losing interest in what i study, as well as many other crappy things i can think of happening : (
17. i usually sleep across my bed, feet on the floor.
18. is how very old i am.
19. w00t, whats chillin and latez is a part of my regular vocabulary. ive used sesquipedalian since i learned it a few times too, though.
20. we dont hang out enough
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[23 Oct 2005|12:35pm] |
monty python !
Cut to a policeman standing in a street man comes up to him.
Man Inspector, inspector.
Inspector Uh huh.
Man I'm terribly sorry but I was sitting on a park bench over there, took my coat off for a minute and then I found my wallet had been stolen and £15 taken from it.
Inspector Well did you er, did you see anyone take it, anyone hanging around or...
Man No no, there was no one there at all. That's the trouble.
Inspector Well there's not very much we can do about that, sir.
Man Do you want to come back to my place?
Inspector ... Yeah all right.
omg soliciting prostitution has never been so funny
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[17 Oct 2005|05:57pm] |
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its really quite astounding how different all my friends are. having read my whole friends page at once, im in awe at the variety.
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[15 Oct 2005|05:11pm] |
today i climbed something called the shrine of observation.
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it was a pyramid-shaped thing with rocks just big enough to climb sticking out of it. it was out in gatineau. i felt obligated to sit on top of it once i stumbled upon it and read the title.
also, im in a DILLY of a pickle. i have to study for a dif. eq. test, but i dont have a text book, and shitty notes. i was gonna go buy one, but they were all out! i have a shitload of other work that im not doing and its causing me much grief : ( all midterms are this week, except for one. !!!
ive been having lucid dreams lately. its the best feeling ever. kind of? when youre flying over the sea, its a bitch to find out its not actually happening. but then it only becomre more versatile.
i saw RAVI SHANKAR the other day. i loooooved it. it was an immersive experience to say the least. heh heh he yeaaah. ravi plays a mean sitar. since his name is ravi, i keep thinking its not his full name, and that his full name is actually ravioli. his daughter was also playing sitar with him. it was excellent. really, the whole day was kind of a day of eastern culture, seeing as i had yoga in the morning.
also, thank you girls for the lovely evenings of gossip and entertainment!
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[03 Oct 2005|08:36pm] |
i had a rather nice day today. firstly, i got a buspass and went shopping in the morning when there was nobody around. i had the air of a school-skipper, big bag and all. i, however, didnt have class until later. calculus and dif. eq. were pretty sweet today. it seems profs decided to coordinate the presentation of knowledge to us, seeing as its the same ppl in both classes. then i ran into octavian, who was smashed and wasted. yes both. he was hanging out wtih a guy who seemed like the nerdiest loser ever. he gave me a nice big colt that i smoked, almost purring during. i called octavian a geno. it was fun.
i found a note in my bag today, and i said 'i was watching you AHAHHAH'. i was quite amused. perplexed, also. WHOOOOOO? do reveal yourself.
i got a very nice haircut today. quite pleased.
i got caught in a rather intimidating situation by my mother. but i played sober like a pro....sorta. all turned out well.
i guess i had more to say, i might later.
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[21 Sep 2005|08:56pm] |
well, i havent updated in aaaaages. ive been smitten by procrastinotron.
summer was a nice time, now its over though. school is in full bloom, and i have 4 math classes and a comp sci course. we're not too far into it yet, but none of them promise to be too exciting. my optimization/combinatorics class is a little too close to economics for comfort... in algebra were gonna study group theory this semester, and calc seems like itll be a repeat of last year but multivariable. in differential equations we learned about something called direction fields, which was ultra cool. im hoping there will be more of that type of stuff seeing as the prof is a physicist, and a scandinavian-accented one at that. comp is pretty good, full of basic stuff (so far) that i will def. need to know.
i snuck into yoga the other day. but i was a fool and gave them my real name when they asked for it. oh well, i signed up for it proper the other day. oh, what a grand yoga class that was!
today, i was almost tricked into signing up for some sort of religious club. when i found out what i was signing for, i crossed my name off the list A SAP.
on friday, im going to indulge in some psychedelia. i get a chill down my spine thinking about how well that could go. also, my family seems to be looking into buying a house, in which case they would get a trampoline in the back yard. my dad wants one. a TRAMPOLINE, ppl! shit, son.
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[13 Jul 2005|11:04am] |
i am alone in my apartment again. until the end of june. ive been volunteering at bluesfest, and i got to be the ticket taker on simple plan night. i have NO sympathy for the bitches trying to sneak in with their pathetic excuses. it was a rather satisfying experience. the other side of it was having to divert all the older people who came to see percy sledge and didnt pay extra for simple plan.
im trying to formulate a schedule for next year. this schedule plan assumes i pass both my summer classes. first semester im going to take exclusively math. hehe. winter im going to take electronics. that doesnt sound like something id be good at, but well see. OH YEAH fridays off.
i went to bluesfest on saturday wtih ben and lulu. and it was pretty damn good.
i guess i dont really ahve much else to say
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[06 Jul 2005|12:27pm] |
i think ive decided not to go woofing. new plan: planting trees next summer. also new plan in terms of not trying to get a bMath in 3 years, 4 it is. maybe ill go to russia/around europe also. get my first job? hopefully do well in school, join some clubs (i typed joint instead of join at first). i was thinking math...and maybe cheerleading. im not too familiar with carletons clubs. im sure they have some cool ones. i was also really hoping to get my snowboarding instructors licence. twould be wicked. OH YES get my g2, and maybe first aid/cpr? i dunno, i feel like getting licenced.
i was just rambling there, the main purpose of this post is really to put a suggestion out there - early spring camping. not for long, just a couple of days, but i really want to see the forest in the winter. i had a dream about it. heh.
I STILL dont have my discrete math marks back!!! im liking comp 1002 though. the prof is cool, the material is interesting, but installing linux and using c++ rather than java is going to be SUCH a drag. 1006 on the other hand looks pretty dreadful and boring. first day of class the prof borrowed someones cellphone so he could call and ask for some sort of password. what a douche.
bluesfest orientation today. im excited... but i have to miss class.
speaking of europe, i dont think id go while im still in school, i mean, id enjoy it a lot more if i had a real job and could travel in style.
one last thing. the movie night was awsome, girls. i really got into both 'mean girls' and '10 things i hate about you'. oh yes and 'HAGGARD'. the brownies were really delicious also.
so my dad said hed come back either yesterday or friday. i guess itll be friday. then he would leave after the weekend. the following weekend i may be having a party. heh.
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[19 Jun 2005|10:35pm] |
I went to a play the other day. i mean today. it was a musical black comedy remake of checkov's "the three sisters". does it sound like it has everything polina likes? oh yes. BUT IT SUCKED HARDCORE. my brain felt filthy after. like theyve crapped right inside. the other people seemed shocked and amused by it : (
the other night kc and octavian picked me up at 2 am... scary driving. eep. i had a lot of fun with them at kcs house. drunken shitfaced type fun. also, we listened to some aphex twin. heeeeeeee. then they escorted me home and i puked off numerous bridges on the way. yes i am a classy lady. it seems kc lives quite close to me.
the next day mom woke me up. first words out of her mouth were something like 'you dont look well' and she kept asking if i was ok until i told her to stop asking. then i went to volunteering at the fringe. i pulled off being smiley and doing my job. BUT i did see a blind guy and his dog walk in the ottawa u hall and then the dog pooped all over the place and he left. frankly, i doubt hes either blind or his dog is a guide. phony?
i guess thats that.
ps. im sorry i dragged you to the shitty show cindy.
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[15 Jun 2005|10:50pm] |
hm
it may have happened. yeaaaah, i quite possibly got a job as a delivery office clerk at leons. crappycrappy hours. i dont think i can work those hours at all. going there, i got caught in the TERRIBLE 10 minute rainfest, so the interview was really a wet tshirt contest... like my last visit there. i will be working amongs dirty old me. my responsibilities may entail confirming deliveries, and... putting pins on maps. my mom thinks its very fishy.
my eye infection has subsided. but im still on antibiotics. they give me so much confidence. weeeeee. germ protection confidence that is.
ive been meaning to write about how much i like the gatineaus. i love the cool calm lakes surrounded by my favourite flora and fauna. swimming 20 min towards the sunset never felt so good. but right now tis the season for pine trees to be jolly and spread around their pollen. speaking of seasons, every one has something awsome to offer there. snowboarding, autumn leaves changing colours, spring ice drifts. yay gatineau
i must decide really quickly... bachlors in 3 or 4 years? i dont knoooow. bleah.
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[13 Jun 2005|01:07pm] |
my summer has been really lame. my idea of fixing this lameness is getting a job. look, i know yall sick of hearing me rant about it, but for old times sake heres a rant again. i loooooong for those days where i had to do something i didnt want to, but still feel accomplished after doing it. i mean, whatever job id get wont entail feeling accomplished, but relaxing afterwards will be oh so rewarding. i dont really need a job, seeing as i dont do or buy stuff most of the time, and my parents feed me. but im just not putting in the needed effort into my search and my resume.
right now its a little too hot. seeing as i live in an ac free environment, and im under a blanket wtih a hot laptop on me. there is a swelling under my eyebrow, and it pains me. not to mention looks ridiculously bad. ive also started a collection of my broken off crack nails. one day, a necklace, mayhaps?
i may or may not be volunteering at fringe and blues festivals. im excited. weeeeeeeeeeeee.
the other day i went to a lovely picnic with the rhs gifted kids. were still gifted, were still kids... right? and then later to a party. there i got drunk, and on my way home pranced around in someones sprinkler... in a haltertop. a bunch of cars stopped, asking if id like a ride. hmmm polina the hooker: i like the sound of that.
oh yeah, and ive been informed of my first banning.
now for a discussion topic. my half birthday: when is it?
oh i KNEW itd spark your interest.
btw
unless its feb. 17, i dont wanna know. actually i do, i just wont be quite as pleased.
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[05 Jun 2005|12:23pm] |
victoria, im SO sorry for making such a terrible ass of myself in front of your mom. it will never happen again, if i every see her again that is...
im also sorry for my other shannanigans. im not sure what those were exactly.
but on the other hand, HAPPY FREAKIN BIRTHDAY
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[03 Jun 2005|02:30pm] |
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i would LOOOVE to go WWOOFing after the late summer school exams. it sounds so nice. if anyone would like to come with, or thinks i should NOT do it, comment.
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[24 May 2005|12:53pm] |
heh
yeah my job interview at fancy sox was really bad. it was like BS city, except burnt to the ground.
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[23 May 2005|10:38pm] |
heres a list of people id sekkretly like to hang out with, but id never ask because to the untrained eye it would seem like 'stalking' or ill just weird you guys out.
A CAB ETC SCROLL DR JERK MHZ TIM
this, of course, is an anagram of the first letters of everyones names.
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